Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob who had a tendency to enjoy his evenings a bit too much. One fateful night, Bob came home drunk and clumsily slid into bed beside his peacefully sleeping wife. Little did he know, this night would take an unexpected turn.

As the sun rose, Bob found himself in a peculiar situation. Instead of waking up in his own bedroom, he was standing before the majestic Pearly Gates. Confused and in disbelief, Bob questioned if he was dreaming. St. Peter, standing with a clipboard in hand, greeted him warmly.

“Bob, I’m afraid you passed away in your sleep,” St. Peter explained gently.

Bob’s jaw dropped in shock. “This can’t be! I’m not ready to go. I have so much left to live for!”

Understanding Bob’s desperation, St. Peter offered him a chance to return to the land of the living, but with a catch. The only way Bob could return was by taking on a new form…as a chicken.

Desperate to be alive again, Bob reluctantly agreed to the deal. In an instant, he found himself transported to a nearby farm, now covered in feathers and clucking involuntarily.

As Bob adjusted to his new chicken life, he was greeted by a rather smug rooster in the coop. The rooster welcomed him, but couldn’t help but tease the newcomer.

“Well, well, look who’s new in the coop! How’s it going, hen?” the rooster smirked.

Bob, still bewildered by his transformation, replied cautiously. “Not bad, but I have this strange pressure inside me. It feels like I’m about to burst!”

The rooster chuckled knowingly. “Ah, you’re ovulating. Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before!”

Wide-eyed, Bob shook his feathery head. “Never.”

The rooster reassured him, “Don’t worry, it’s easy. Just relax and let nature take its course.”

With a mixture of hesitation and curiosity, Bob followed the rooster’s advice. To his astonishment—and a bit of discomfort—he laid his first egg. Overwhelmed with emotion, Bob experienced the unexplainable joy of motherhood. He laid another egg, and then another. Just as he was about to lay his third, he was abruptly jolted awake by a sharp smack to the back of his head.

“Bob! Wake up!” his wife hollered. “You’re drunk again and pooping in the bed!”

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